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Santa Got thrown out of 6 flags…
BURLESON – A Burleson man resembling Santa Claus ended up on Six Flags’ naughty list on Saturday.
Jerry Henderson got in trouble for looking like Santa and handing out candy to kids at the theme park.
Jerry Henderson and his wife visit Six Flags Over Texas almost every weekend and walk the park for exercise.
He told CBS11 his routine has been going on for three years and he’d never had a problem until now.
On the next empty and afraid
Australian police were left baffled and embarrassed after participating in a seven hour standoff outside of an empty home.
Police responded to the home in a city west of Melbourne at 9:30 a.m. after receiving information regarding a person of interest” in an ongoing investigation, a police spokeswoman told The Age.
Critical Incident Response Team members said they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house and eventually decided to enter the residence.
“After no response from the property the house was entered and cleared about 4:30 p.m. and no occupants were located inside,” the spokeswoman told ABC News.
The surrounding streets were blocked off and a nearby school was placed under lockdown during the standoff.
Police also seized a vehicle and motorcycle from the home which they believed were stolen.
No word was given on the potential whereabouts of the suspect as the spokeswoman said the investigating was ongoing and “it would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage.”
Fucking around the christmas tree…
Horrified customers were forced to back away from a bar after a young woman performed a sex action a man during Christmas drinks.
The incident was captured on CCTV cameras at the Gallery cafe bar in the city of Khabarovsk in south-eastern Russia’s Khabarovsk Krai region.
The footage, which quickly went viral after it was uploaded on video-sharing websites, shows the tipsy-looking couple at the bar, surrounded by other customers.
Other customers at the Christmas drinks are clearly aware of what they are doing and several walk away from the area.
Poop in Space
“Get me a napkin quick,” said Apollo 10 commander Tom Stafford with some urgency. “There’s a turd floating through the air.”
“I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine,” replied command module pilot John Young.
“I don’t think it’s one of mine,” added lunar module pilot Gene Cernan.
“Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away,” said Stafford.
Young then uttered “God Almighty,” before the trio broke into laughter.
This isn’t the script to some space comedy; it’s the real transcript from a conversation between the 1969 NASA crew about an escaped poop while they were travelling, in zero-gravity, to the moon. It’s also one of the earliest historic references to how a basic bodily function poses a huge — and potentially life-threatening — challenge in space.
The International Space Station’s orbital lavatory is light-years beyond Apollo 10’s problematic poop baggy-sticky tape solution, but when NASA sends astronauts to solar system destinations that could mean being stuck in a spacesuit for (potentially) days, how will our spacefliers “go” where no person has gone before?
It turns out that, actually, the U.S. space agency isn’t quite sure and they’re offering a $30,000 award via the HeroX crowdsourcing website for the person who works it out.
“The US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) seeks proposed solutions for fecal, urine, and menstrual management systems to be used in the crew’s launch and entry suits over a continuous duration of up to 144 hours,” NASA writes. “An in-suit waste management system would be beneficial for contingency scenarios or for any long duration tasks.”
Basically, NASA is seeking a super high-tech diaper that can be worn by astronauts when they are away from the nearest space station Porta Potty for up to six days.
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