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Recreational marijuana is now officially legal in Maine!


  • Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
  • Die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?
  • Have no arms or no legs?
  • Freeze to death or burn to death?
  • Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
  • Have sex with the hottest woman you know freshly dead or the ugliest smelliest woman still alive and kickin.
  • Eat a diarrhea dipped banana or sperm filled twinkie
  • Cut your eye lids off with scissors or Pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench
  • Shove A Peice Of Glass In Your Dick Hole or Shove A String Of Nails In Your Asshole And then Rip Them Out.
  • sleep with your dad once a month or kill your mother?
  • Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?

Fuck Em News

In soviet Russia if you can’t beat drum, beat women

MOSCOW (AP) — Soon it will no longer be a crime in Russia to beat family members — as long as you don’t cause bodily harm.

The lower house of the Russian parliament on Friday gave final approval to a bill decriminalizing some forms of domestic violence — a move that has sparked intense public debate.

The State Duma voted 380-3 Friday to eliminate criminal liability for battery on family members that doesn’t cause bodily harm, making it punishable instead by a fine or a 15-day arrest. The law needs to be approved by the largely rubber-stamp upper chamber and signed by President Vladimir Putin, who has signaled his support.

The bill has raised fears that it could sow impunity for those who beat up their wives and children, but its supporters have argued that it retains criminal responsibility for repeat offenders.

The measure is a response to conservative criticism of the current law, seen by some as a threat to parents who might spank their children.

The bill stems from last year’s Supreme Court ruling to decriminalize battery that doesn’t inflict bodily harm, but to retain criminal charges for those accused of battery against family members. The Duma then approved the corresponding legislation only to change course now.

Andrei Isayev of the main Kremlin faction, the United Russia, said lawmakers are “heeding the public call” by correcting a mistake they made last year.

Bitches got Stiches

Hip hop’s artist Stitches can’t stop getting arrested. The Miami rapper was popped for felony gun and weapons charges after drawing attention to himself by parking in a handicapped spot.

The police report claimed that the cops recognized the rapper as his Porsche was pulling out of the parking spot at the Miami Whole Foods. When they asked the rapper if he had a gun, Stitches (born Phillip Nickolas Katsabanis), said no, and then handed the officer a slightly burnt joint.

From TMZ:

When they searched the car, they found a Glock under his seat and 2 magazines of ammo. Cops say he apologized and said he thought they were asking if he had a gun ON him … not IN his car.
In addition to the gun, cops found more weed — a jar containing 39.2 grams, to be exact — along with an oxycodone.

White privilege Close to Home story of the week

WESTPORT, Conn. (AP) — When the town sponsored a student essay contest on the topic of white privilege, it was intended to provoke discussion in this wealthy, overwhelmingly white community on Connecticut’s Gold Coast.

It did, along with no small amount of outrage.

Contest organizers have been surprised by the reaction from some who say the question wrongly suggests race plays into the good life enjoyed in Westport.

Residents like Bari Reiner, 72, say the question is offensive because the town welcomes anybody who can afford to live here.

“It’s an open town,” Reiner said. “There are no barricades here. Nobody says if you’re black or whatever, you can’t move here.”

The contest , put on by the town’s diversity council, asks students to describe the impact white privilege has had on their lives, using a term that refers generally to advantages conferred automatically to whites, and not to minorities. The concept has moved into the mainstream as the nation has discussed race more openly.

The chairman of the diversity council, Harold Bailey Jr., said that in addition to the chatter in town, people as far away as Singapore have weighed in online.

“There’s a lot more controversy around it than many of us expected,” said Bailey, a retired IBM vice president who is black. “Just the fact it says ‘white’ and ‘privilege,’ for some people that’s all they need to see, and all of a sudden we’re race-baiting or trying to get people to feel guilty. That’s not at all what it’s about.”

Like other New York City suburbs on the Connecticut shoreline, Westport ranks among the country’s wealthiest places. Its median family income tops $150,000, and it is home to the world’s largest hedge fund, Bridgewater Associates. As of the 2010 census, its 26,000 residents were also 93 percent white.

The town has a liberal streak that some attribute to its vibrant arts community, and it voted by more than 2 to 1 for Democrat Hillary Clinton over Republican Donald Trump. It also has not been immune to episodes of racism. Dozens of students at the public Staples High School were disciplined for circulating racially offensive memes in a private Facebook group uncovered in November.

The diversity council, TEAM Westport, was created more than a decade ago to increase diversity and make the town more welcoming. The winner of the annual contest’s $1,000 top prize will be announced April 3. The essay questions are developed by a committee and approved by Staples faculty members.

Some parents welcomed the discussion stirred by this year’s question as a reminder for local teens that not all places are as affluent and homogeneous as Westport.

“I like the idea to get it out there so kids can talk about it and embrace it,” said Bert Dovo, a white father of two who are now in college.

Janet Samuels, 60, said that her children are now grown but that she believes it is the role of parents to teach what privilege is.
“That would upset me very much,” Samuels, who is also white, said of the essay question. “I wouldn’t go there.”

Don’t touch that dial… or I will kill you!

A Pennsylvania man tried to kill his mother for switching the channel on their TV, according to a new report.

David F. Cantrell got into a heated argument with his mom in their home on Jean Drive in Bath, PA, after she switched the station at around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday, Lehigh Valley Live reported.

Cantrell, 42, became so “enraged” that he clocked his mother in the mouth and body slammed her to the floor, the newspaper said.

He then screamed, “I hope you die!” and choked her until she fell unconscious, police said.

When she regained consciousness, she managed to break away from her son and report the assault to a neighbor.

Police were called and arrested Cantrell on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment.

“I thought he was going to kill me,” the frightened mother told investigators. Her name was not released.
At his arraignment, Cantrell was ordered held on $75,000 bail and to undergo psychiatric treatment. It’s unclear which program his mom wanted to watch.

Dude tired of living with wife robs a bank.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, a Kansas man finds an unexpected way to get out of his crumbling marriage.

Lawrence Ripple, 70, pleaded guilty on Monday to charges related to a September bank robbery.

According to court documents, Ripple entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and saying that he had a gun.

But after the bank teller handed over several thousand dollars in cash, Ripple didn’t flee the scene — he sat down and waited for police to arrive and arrest him.

An FBI agent revealed in court that Ripple had argued with his wife earlier, telling her that he’d rather be in jail than with her. Authorities say he wrote her a note saying he “no longer wanted to be in that situation.”
Ripple faces up to 20 years in federal prison and a fine of up to $250,000.

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