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Origin of St. Valentine


February 15, Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

They would then strip the goat’s hide into strips, dip them into the sacrificial blood and take to the streets, gently slapping both women and crop fields with the goat hide.

Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed the touch of the hides because it was believed to make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn.

The city’s bachelors would each choose a name and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage.


St. Valentine was a Roman Priest at a time when there was an emperor called Claudias who persecuted the church.

He an edict that prohibited the marriage of young people. This was based on the hypothesis that unmarried soldiers fought better than married soldiers because married soldiers might be afraid of what might happen to them or their wives or families if they died.

Polygamy would have been much more popular than just one woman and one man living together. And yet some of them seemed to be attracted to Christian faith. But obviously the church thought that marriage was very sacred between one man and one woman for their life and that it was to be encouraged. And so it immediately presented the problem to the Christian church of what to do about this.

The idea of encouraging them to marry within the Christian church was what Valentine was about. And he secretly married them.

Valentine was eventually caught, imprisoned and tortured for performing marriage ceremonies against command of Emperor Claudius the second. In the year 269 AD, Valentine was sentenced to a three part execution of a beating, stoning, and finally decapitation.

Valentine’s day facts

  • The average amount a man spends is $130.
  • On Valentine`s Day every year, there are at least 36 million heart shape boxes of chocolates sold.
  • Women tend to buy approximately 85% of all the Valentine`s Day cards sold.
  • Valentine`s Day is the second most popular day of the year for sending cards, second only to Christmas.
  • There are approximately 1 billion Valentine`s Day cards exchanged every year in the U.S. alone.
  • Approximately 27 percent of those who buy flowers on Valentine`s Day are women. The other 73% are men.
  • There are enough candy hearts made each year to stretch from Valentine, Arizona to Rome, Italy, and back again.
  • The number of these candy hearts produced is approximately 8 billion.
  • There are approximately 50 million roses given on Valentine’s Day around the world.


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Best Obituary ever
The family of a Texas man who died penned a scathing obituary for the deceased 75 year old, writing what they called a brutally honest goodbye that they claimed he deserved.

Leslie Ray Charping died in January after losing his battle with cancer, leaving the earth “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved,” read the obituary, which ran on the Carnes Funeral Home website.

“He leaves behind [two] relieved children; a son Leslie Roy Charping and daughter, Shiela Smith along with six grandchildren and countless other victims, including an ex-wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers,” the biting eulogy read.

The recounting of Charping’s life claimed he was an abusive parent, was mentally ill, abused drugs and alcohol, and served in the Navy “as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges.”

“… [H]e did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited[sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days,” the obit said. “With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.”

No services would be held for the Galveston man, it continued, noting his remains would be cremated.

His remains would be “kept in the barn until ‘Ray,’ the family donkey’s wood shavings run out,” it said. “Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.


Former Scientologist Leah Remini was recently on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and talked about the controversial religion.

Remini opened up about John Travolta’s status within the church, revealing the position she said he’s been given: “John was given a designation called Khakhan.

There’s a policy that basically says you can kill another human being if you are Khakhan’d, if you’re going to look the other way.”

Remini said the religion has what’s called “ethics protection,” and that since Travolta has ethics protection, other individuals would be required to clean up the body if he were to murder someone.

She went on to say that all of this is to show complete loyalty to the church, no matter what potential crimes are committed. According to Remini, “What you gotta do to protect the leader, you gotta do it. If you see a body, then you clean it up, and the leader should never know.”

The actress has been making it her mission to expose what she claims is really going on behind the scenes in the Church of Scientology, with her show, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath.

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