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Random Shit and FUBAR Topics
US border patrol agents at the Douglas, Arizona, port of entry southwest of Tucson encountered one of Mexican smugglers’ more low-tech methods for moving drugs over the border on Friday.
While on patrol east of the border crossing, US agents saw several people moving away from the border fence as they approached.
“When agents arrived at the fence they found a catapult system attached to the south side of the border fence,” Customs and Border Protection said in a release. “They searched the area and located two bundles of marijuana.”
CBP agents dismantled the catapult, which was seized by Mexican authorities.
It was used to launch at least two bundles of marijuana, weighing about 47 pounds, into the US. The drugs were seized by US authorities.
Despite their rarity in everyday life, catapults are not unheard of in the drug-smuggling world. Authorities on both sides of the border have encountered them on several occasions.
In early 2011, near Naco, which straddles the border east of Douglas, US national guardsmen detected a catapult being set up near the border fence.
Would you fuck it
Blue Ice (WOULD YOU FUCK IT)
Bethany Bowker, who lives near Salt Lake City International Airport, posted a video on Facebook of her faeces-splattered driveway she claims was the result of a plane leaking its waste overhead.
Later she turns the camera to her car, showing her doors, bonnet, wheels and windshield covered in the waste.
She added: ‘I don’t understand how airlines can get away with dumping their human waste in my yard,’ she said, after claiming this has happened before.
‘This just makes me sick. It’s human poop, smeared all over everything.
Blue ice is the name given to the frozen sewage that is leaked from a plane passing overhead. It consists of human waste and liquid disinfectant.
According to Cockpit Confidential there is no way for planes to jettison waste during a flight, and airlines are not allowed to, it is instead collected on landing.
‘I want some answers, why in the world would they be doing this.’
The Federal Aviation Administration.told WDTN said it periodically receives reports of blue ice (frozen wastewater) falling on a house.
It added: ‘If the person can tell us (the FAA) exactly when and where it happened, we can try to run radar replays to see if an aircraft flew overhead around that time.
‘We don’t provide any advice on how to clean up blue ice.’
Lick me where I fart
A high school teacher in Ontario, Canada, has been suspended for multiple charges of misconduct, including several alleged inappropriate comments she made to students.
One such comment: “why don’t you lick me where I fart?”
Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson teaches grades 10 through 12 at Dunnville Secondary School, and has been scheduled for a disciplinary hearing on Sept. 23 for the charges against her.
According to the Discipline Committee of the Ontario College of Teachers, Green-Johnson is coming under fire for the following incidents:
- She told a student who brought coffee to class to “get that fucking thing out of here.”
- She called a student a “bloody pedophile.”
- She told a student, “I’ve never said this to a student before, but fuck you.”
- She said in class, “it’s debate, not masturbate.”
- She told other students in class that a particular student would “stare at my daughter’s ass.”
- She told a student, “it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together,” after the student made a noise by pressing his lips together.
- She told a student, “you mean a bribe? I’d be able to shit for a week ’cause of all that fiber,” after the student offered to buy her muffins in exchange for a passing grade.
- She stated to students that a female student “looked like a frumpy old lady today.”
And that “why don’t you lick me where I fart?” comment was made to a student about a piece of gum.
Granted, the one student probably shouldn’t have offered muffins for a passing grade, but perhaps the teacher’s reactions are a bit much.
One parent spoke to The John Oakley Show, a local talk radio show in Toronto, saying she, “was a great teacher, who has made maybe a couple of bad decisions.”
Piss on a lesbian
A homophobic thug has been jailed for over two years after he urinated on, and then punched, a lesbian couple in a drunken attack at a train station in Manchester.
Jamie Shaw has been jailed for 28 months after the incident at Piccadilly Station in Manchester on 30 January last year, when he attacked the pair, who were making their way home after a night out.
The couple, both in their 40s from Dukinfield, say they are now fearful to hold hands in public after the horrific assault. One of the women was knocked unconscious in the attack, to which Shaw of New Mills, Derbyshire, pleaded guilty last month.
It emerged that the incident started after one of Shaw’s friends made a disparaging comment about the couple. When the pair replied, Shaw began to urinate on them.
When one of them jumped up to challenge him he punched her on the nose and her partner in the eye, knocking her out.
On Monday 13 February the 26-year-old was jailed at Manchester Crown Court by Recorder Mark Ainsworth, who described the incident as a “disgusting and degrading act”.
The Manchester Evening News reports that he told the offender: “This is Manchester in 2017, and frankly the thought of that [homosexuality] being a factor still is quite distressing.
“These two ladies were minding their own business and doing nobody any harm. But they were approached by one of your friends. Almost incredulous, they responded in a courteous manner.
“You did not confront them verbally, instead you urinated upon them. The fact that someone could do that in those circumstances is frankly almost unbelievable.”
In a victim impact statement, one of the woman said: “I cry in the bath when I’m on my own away from my partner. I don’t want to upset her. Bruises fade away but mentally it never goes away.
“Every time we used to go out we used to hold hands but now we are worried about the reaction from people.”
Defending Shaw, defence barrister Ian Johnstone said the offender did not hold homophobic views and was “disgusted” with his behaviour that night.
One count of assault was ordered to lie on file.
Who’s Face would you wear?
In June, the Mayo Clinic performed its first face transplant.
The medical feat, which is still a relatively uncommon procedure, was punctuated by the heartbreaking stories of two young men under very similar circumstances – one ending with a damaged face, the other in a death.
Here’s how the decade-long story unfolded.
In 2006 at the age of 21, Andy Sandness attempted suicide. A shot to his chin destroyed most of his face, but he survived.
Once he was stable, doctors at the Mayo Clinic tried to repair his face as best they could, but there wasn’t much they could do about his missing jaw, nose, and teeth.
Viktoria Odintcova, 23, lowered herself over the edge of the 73-storey Canyan Tower in Dubai for a daring photoshoot.
But police have summoned the model, from St Petersburg in Russia, to sign a pledge to never put her life in danger for her work again.
The pictures went viral after she shared them with her three million Instagram followers.