2/21/2017 – Indie 180 – Disguise The Curse – In Studio


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FEBRUARY

  • 2.28.2017 – Travel Amygdala [Phone Interview] / DJ Rob [In Studio]

MARCH

  • 3.7.2017 – Omen Faculty [Phone Interview]
  • 3.14.2017 – Inversion Circus [Phone Interview]
  • 3.18.2017 – SWWL, VRSA, Falling Further, Vision Within – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]
  • 3.21.2017 – NO SHOW
  • 3.28.2017 – Blood of Angels [Phone Interview]

APRIL

  • 4.8.2017 – Underground Rock Pound (Vision Within, Falling Further, Cross The Divide, Paragon Theorem, Sirius Fades and Vespera) – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]
  • 4.29.2017 – Nasty Disaster 20th Anniversary – Hermon Von Roll’s last Stand… with EOTD and Garbage Barge.

JULY

  • 7.9.2017 – Indie 180 Presents – 3 Kisses – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

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Cannabis Collective

Weed Catapult

US border patrol agents at the Douglas, Arizona, port of entry southwest of Tucson encountered one of Mexican smugglers’ more low-tech methods for moving drugs over the border on Friday.

While on patrol east of the border crossing, US agents saw several people moving away from the border fence as they approached.

“When agents arrived at the fence they found a catapult system attached to the south side of the border fence,” Customs and Border Protection said in a release. “They searched the area and located two bundles of marijuana.”

CBP agents dismantled the catapult, which was seized by Mexican authorities.

It was used to launch at least two bundles of marijuana, weighing about 47 pounds, into the US. The drugs were seized by US authorities.

Despite their rarity in everyday life, catapults are not unheard of in the drug-smuggling world. Authorities on both sides of the border have encountered them on several occasions.

In early 2011, near Naco, which straddles the border east of Douglas, US national guardsmen detected a catapult being set up near the border fence.

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Blue Ice (WOULD YOU FUCK IT)
Bethany Bowker, who lives near Salt Lake City International Airport, posted a video on Facebook of her faeces-splattered driveway she claims was the result of a plane leaking its waste overhead.

Later she turns the camera to her car, showing her doors, bonnet, wheels and windshield covered in the waste.

She added: ‘I don’t understand how airlines can get away with dumping their human waste in my yard,’ she said, after claiming this has happened before.

‘This just makes me sick. It’s human poop, smeared all over everything.

Blue ice is the name given to the frozen sewage that is leaked from a plane passing overhead. It consists of human waste and liquid disinfectant.

According to Cockpit Confidential there is no way for planes to jettison waste during a flight, and airlines are not allowed to, it is instead collected on landing.

‘I want some answers, why in the world would they be doing this.’

The Federal Aviation Administration.told WDTN said it periodically receives reports of blue ice (frozen wastewater) falling on a house.

It added: ‘If the person can tell us (the FAA) exactly when and where it happened, we can try to run radar replays to see if an aircraft flew overhead around that time.

‘We don’t provide any advice on how to clean up blue ice.’

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Lick me where I fart

A high school teacher in Ontario, Canada, has been suspended for multiple charges of misconduct, including several alleged inappropriate comments she made to students.

One such comment: “why don’t you lick me where I fart?”

Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson teaches grades 10 through 12 at Dunnville Secondary School, and has been scheduled for a disciplinary hearing on Sept. 23 for the charges against her.

According to the  Discipline Committee of the Ontario College of Teachers,  Green-Johnson is coming under fire for the following incidents:

  1. She told a student who brought coffee to class to “get that fucking thing out of here.”
  2. She called a student a “bloody pedophile.”
  3. She told a student, “I’ve never said this to a student before, but fuck you.”
  4. She said in class, “it’s debate, not masturbate.”
  5. She told other students in class that a particular student would “stare at my daughter’s ass.”
  6. She told a student, “it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together,” after the student made a noise by pressing his lips together.
  7. She told a student, “you mean a bribe? I’d be able to shit for a week ’cause of all that fiber,” after the student offered to buy her muffins in exchange for a passing grade.
  8. She stated to students that a female student “looked like a frumpy old lady today.”

And that “why don’t you lick me where I fart?” comment was made to a student about a piece of gum.

Granted, the one student probably shouldn’t have offered muffins for a passing grade, but perhaps the teacher’s reactions are a bit much.

One parent spoke to The John Oakley Show, a local talk radio show in Toronto, saying she, “was a great teacher, who has made maybe a couple of bad decisions.”

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Piss on a lesbian

A homophobic thug has been jailed for over two years after he urinated on, and then punched, a lesbian couple in a drunken attack at a train station in Manchester.

Jamie Shaw has been jailed for 28 months after the incident at Piccadilly Station in Manchester on 30 January last year, when he attacked the pair, who were making their way home after a night out.

The couple, both in their 40s from Dukinfield, say they are now fearful to hold hands in public after the horrific assault. One of the women was knocked unconscious in the attack, to which Shaw of New Mills, Derbyshire, pleaded guilty last month.

It emerged that the incident started after one of Shaw’s friends made a disparaging comment about the couple. When the pair replied, Shaw began to urinate on them.

When one of them jumped up to challenge him he punched her on the nose and her partner in the eye, knocking her out.

On Monday 13 February the 26-year-old was jailed at Manchester Crown Court by Recorder Mark Ainsworth, who described the incident as a “disgusting and degrading act”.

The Manchester Evening News reports that he told the offender: “This is Manchester in 2017, and frankly the thought of that [homosexuality] being a factor still is quite distressing.

“These two ladies were minding their own business and doing nobody any harm. But they were approached by one of your friends. Almost incredulous, they responded in a courteous manner.

“You did not confront them verbally, instead you urinated upon them. The fact that someone could do that in those circumstances is frankly almost unbelievable.”

In a victim impact statement, one of the woman said: “I cry in the bath when I’m on my own away from my partner. I don’t want to upset her. Bruises fade away but mentally it never goes away.

“Every time we used to go out we used to hold hands but now we are worried about the reaction from people.”

Defending Shaw, defence barrister Ian Johnstone said the offender did not hold homophobic views and was “disgusted” with his behaviour that night.

One count of assault was ordered to lie on file.

Who’s Face would you wear?

In June, the Mayo Clinic performed its first face transplant.

The medical feat, which is still a relatively uncommon procedure, was punctuated by the heartbreaking stories of two young men under very similar circumstances – one ending with a damaged face, the other in a death.

Here’s how the decade-long story unfolded.

In 2006 at the age of 21, Andy Sandness attempted suicide. A shot to his chin destroyed most of his face, but he survived.

Once he was stable, doctors at the Mayo Clinic tried to repair his face as best they could, but there wasn’t much they could do about his missing jaw, nose, and teeth.

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LadyDangling

Viktoria Odintcova, 23, lowered herself over the edge of the 73-storey Canyan Tower in Dubai for a daring photoshoot.

But police have summoned the model, from St Petersburg in Russia, to sign a pledge to never put her life in danger for her work again.

The pictures went viral after she shared them with her three million Instagram followers.

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2/14/2017 – Indie 180 – Anti-Valentine’s Day Special


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FEBRUARY

  • 2.21.2017 – Disguise The Curse [In Studio]
  • 2.28.2017 – Travel Amygdala [Phone Interview] / DJ Rob [In Studio]

MARCH

  • 3.7.2017 – Omen Faculty [Phone Interview]
  • 3.14.2017 – Inversion Circus [Phone Interview]
  • 3.18.2017 – SWWL, VRSA, Falling Further, Vision Within – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]
  • 3.21.2017 – NO SHOW
  • 3.28.2017 – Blood of Angels [Phone Interview]

APRIL

4.8.2017 – Underground Rock Pound (Vision Within, Falling Further, Cross The Divide, Paragon Theorem, Sirius Fades and Vespera) – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

JULY

  • 7.9.2017 – 3 Kisses – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

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Origin of St. Valentine

PAGANS

February 15, Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

They would then strip the goat’s hide into strips, dip them into the sacrificial blood and take to the streets, gently slapping both women and crop fields with the goat hide.

Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed the touch of the hides because it was believed to make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn.

The city’s bachelors would each choose a name and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage.

ROMANS

St. Valentine was a Roman Priest at a time when there was an emperor called Claudias who persecuted the church.

He an edict that prohibited the marriage of young people. This was based on the hypothesis that unmarried soldiers fought better than married soldiers because married soldiers might be afraid of what might happen to them or their wives or families if they died.

Polygamy would have been much more popular than just one woman and one man living together. And yet some of them seemed to be attracted to Christian faith. But obviously the church thought that marriage was very sacred between one man and one woman for their life and that it was to be encouraged. And so it immediately presented the problem to the Christian church of what to do about this.

The idea of encouraging them to marry within the Christian church was what Valentine was about. And he secretly married them.

Valentine was eventually caught, imprisoned and tortured for performing marriage ceremonies against command of Emperor Claudius the second. In the year 269 AD, Valentine was sentenced to a three part execution of a beating, stoning, and finally decapitation.

Valentine’s day facts

  • The average amount a man spends is $130.
  • On Valentine`s Day every year, there are at least 36 million heart shape boxes of chocolates sold.
  • Women tend to buy approximately 85% of all the Valentine`s Day cards sold.
  • Valentine`s Day is the second most popular day of the year for sending cards, second only to Christmas.
  • There are approximately 1 billion Valentine`s Day cards exchanged every year in the U.S. alone.
  • Approximately 27 percent of those who buy flowers on Valentine`s Day are women. The other 73% are men.
  • There are enough candy hearts made each year to stretch from Valentine, Arizona to Rome, Italy, and back again.
  • The number of these candy hearts produced is approximately 8 billion.
  • There are approximately 50 million roses given on Valentine’s Day around the world.

 

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Best Obituary ever
The family of a Texas man who died penned a scathing obituary for the deceased 75 year old, writing what they called a brutally honest goodbye that they claimed he deserved.

Leslie Ray Charping died in January after losing his battle with cancer, leaving the earth “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved,” read the obituary, which ran on the Carnes Funeral Home website.

“He leaves behind [two] relieved children; a son Leslie Roy Charping and daughter, Shiela Smith along with six grandchildren and countless other victims, including an ex-wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers,” the biting eulogy read.

The recounting of Charping’s life claimed he was an abusive parent, was mentally ill, abused drugs and alcohol, and served in the Navy “as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges.”

“… [H]e did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited[sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days,” the obit said. “With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.”

No services would be held for the Galveston man, it continued, noting his remains would be cremated.

His remains would be “kept in the barn until ‘Ray,’ the family donkey’s wood shavings run out,” it said. “Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.

Scientology

Former Scientologist Leah Remini was recently on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and talked about the controversial religion.

Remini opened up about John Travolta’s status within the church, revealing the position she said he’s been given: “John was given a designation called Khakhan.

There’s a policy that basically says you can kill another human being if you are Khakhan’d, if you’re going to look the other way.”

Remini said the religion has what’s called “ethics protection,” and that since Travolta has ethics protection, other individuals would be required to clean up the body if he were to murder someone.

She went on to say that all of this is to show complete loyalty to the church, no matter what potential crimes are committed. According to Remini, “What you gotta do to protect the leader, you gotta do it. If you see a body, then you clean it up, and the leader should never know.”

The actress has been making it her mission to expose what she claims is really going on behind the scenes in the Church of Scientology, with her show, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath.

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1/31/2017 Embrace Agony – Phone Interview


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FEBRUARY

  • 2.7.2017 – Civil Youth [Phone Interview]
  • 2.14.2017 – Anti-Valentine’s Day Special
  • 2.21.2017 – OPEN
  • 2.28.2017 – Travel Amygdala / DJ Rob [In Studio]

March

  • 3.3.2017 – Omen Faculty [Phone Interview]
  • 3.18.2017 – SWWL, VRSA, Falling Further, Vision Within, – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

April

  • 4.8.17 – Cherry Street  [Live Broadcast]

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Recreational marijuana is now officially legal in Maine!


INTERVIEW

  • Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
  • Die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?
  • Have no arms or no legs?
  • Freeze to death or burn to death?
  • Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
  • Have sex with the hottest woman you know freshly dead or the ugliest smelliest woman still alive and kickin.
  • Eat a diarrhea dipped banana or sperm filled twinkie
  • Cut your eye lids off with scissors or Pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench
  • Shove A Peice Of Glass In Your Dick Hole or Shove A String Of Nails In Your Asshole And then Rip Them Out.
  • sleep with your dad once a month or kill your mother?
  • Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?

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In soviet Russia if you can’t beat drum, beat women

MOSCOW (AP) — Soon it will no longer be a crime in Russia to beat family members — as long as you don’t cause bodily harm.

The lower house of the Russian parliament on Friday gave final approval to a bill decriminalizing some forms of domestic violence — a move that has sparked intense public debate.

The State Duma voted 380-3 Friday to eliminate criminal liability for battery on family members that doesn’t cause bodily harm, making it punishable instead by a fine or a 15-day arrest. The law needs to be approved by the largely rubber-stamp upper chamber and signed by President Vladimir Putin, who has signaled his support.

The bill has raised fears that it could sow impunity for those who beat up their wives and children, but its supporters have argued that it retains criminal responsibility for repeat offenders.

The measure is a response to conservative criticism of the current law, seen by some as a threat to parents who might spank their children.

The bill stems from last year’s Supreme Court ruling to decriminalize battery that doesn’t inflict bodily harm, but to retain criminal charges for those accused of battery against family members. The Duma then approved the corresponding legislation only to change course now.

Andrei Isayev of the main Kremlin faction, the United Russia, said lawmakers are “heeding the public call” by correcting a mistake they made last year.

Bitches got Stiches

Hip hop’s artist Stitches can’t stop getting arrested. The Miami rapper was popped for felony gun and weapons charges after drawing attention to himself by parking in a handicapped spot.

The police report claimed that the cops recognized the rapper as his Porsche was pulling out of the parking spot at the Miami Whole Foods. When they asked the rapper if he had a gun, Stitches (born Phillip Nickolas Katsabanis), said no, and then handed the officer a slightly burnt joint.

From TMZ:

When they searched the car, they found a Glock under his seat and 2 magazines of ammo. Cops say he apologized and said he thought they were asking if he had a gun ON him … not IN his car.
In addition to the gun, cops found more weed — a jar containing 39.2 grams, to be exact — along with an oxycodone.

White privilege Close to Home story of the week

WESTPORT, Conn. (AP) — When the town sponsored a student essay contest on the topic of white privilege, it was intended to provoke discussion in this wealthy, overwhelmingly white community on Connecticut’s Gold Coast.

It did, along with no small amount of outrage.

Contest organizers have been surprised by the reaction from some who say the question wrongly suggests race plays into the good life enjoyed in Westport.

Residents like Bari Reiner, 72, say the question is offensive because the town welcomes anybody who can afford to live here.

“It’s an open town,” Reiner said. “There are no barricades here. Nobody says if you’re black or whatever, you can’t move here.”

The contest , put on by the town’s diversity council, asks students to describe the impact white privilege has had on their lives, using a term that refers generally to advantages conferred automatically to whites, and not to minorities. The concept has moved into the mainstream as the nation has discussed race more openly.

The chairman of the diversity council, Harold Bailey Jr., said that in addition to the chatter in town, people as far away as Singapore have weighed in online.

“There’s a lot more controversy around it than many of us expected,” said Bailey, a retired IBM vice president who is black. “Just the fact it says ‘white’ and ‘privilege,’ for some people that’s all they need to see, and all of a sudden we’re race-baiting or trying to get people to feel guilty. That’s not at all what it’s about.”

Like other New York City suburbs on the Connecticut shoreline, Westport ranks among the country’s wealthiest places. Its median family income tops $150,000, and it is home to the world’s largest hedge fund, Bridgewater Associates. As of the 2010 census, its 26,000 residents were also 93 percent white.

The town has a liberal streak that some attribute to its vibrant arts community, and it voted by more than 2 to 1 for Democrat Hillary Clinton over Republican Donald Trump. It also has not been immune to episodes of racism. Dozens of students at the public Staples High School were disciplined for circulating racially offensive memes in a private Facebook group uncovered in November.

The diversity council, TEAM Westport, was created more than a decade ago to increase diversity and make the town more welcoming. The winner of the annual contest’s $1,000 top prize will be announced April 3. The essay questions are developed by a committee and approved by Staples faculty members.

Some parents welcomed the discussion stirred by this year’s question as a reminder for local teens that not all places are as affluent and homogeneous as Westport.

“I like the idea to get it out there so kids can talk about it and embrace it,” said Bert Dovo, a white father of two who are now in college.

Janet Samuels, 60, said that her children are now grown but that she believes it is the role of parents to teach what privilege is.
“That would upset me very much,” Samuels, who is also white, said of the essay question. “I wouldn’t go there.”

Don’t touch that dial… or I will kill you!

A Pennsylvania man tried to kill his mother for switching the channel on their TV, according to a new report.

David F. Cantrell got into a heated argument with his mom in their home on Jean Drive in Bath, PA, after she switched the station at around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday, Lehigh Valley Live reported.

Cantrell, 42, became so “enraged” that he clocked his mother in the mouth and body slammed her to the floor, the newspaper said.

He then screamed, “I hope you die!” and choked her until she fell unconscious, police said.

When she regained consciousness, she managed to break away from her son and report the assault to a neighbor.

Police were called and arrested Cantrell on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment.

“I thought he was going to kill me,” the frightened mother told investigators. Her name was not released.
At his arraignment, Cantrell was ordered held on $75,000 bail and to undergo psychiatric treatment. It’s unclear which program his mom wanted to watch.

Dude tired of living with wife robs a bank.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, a Kansas man finds an unexpected way to get out of his crumbling marriage.

Lawrence Ripple, 70, pleaded guilty on Monday to charges related to a September bank robbery.

According to court documents, Ripple entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and saying that he had a gun.

But after the bank teller handed over several thousand dollars in cash, Ripple didn’t flee the scene — he sat down and waited for police to arrive and arrest him.

An FBI agent revealed in court that Ripple had argued with his wife earlier, telling her that he’d rather be in jail than with her. Authorities say he wrote her a note saying he “no longer wanted to be in that situation.”
Ripple faces up to 20 years in federal prison and a fine of up to $250,000.