12/13/2016 – Indie 180 Disillusion Effect


BROADCAST TIME – 8PM TO 11PM EST.

LOCATION:

  • Call in: 203-794-OFNR(6367)

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COLDCOCK WHISKEY

Made with aged American bourbon & herbs like green tea, hibiscus, eucalyptus, ginger, gingko and many more. Smooth taste, no whiskey burn.

TAKE YOUR SHOT!

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Blowpaste

Unlike most lubricants that have preservatives and aspartame, Blowpaste is a simple way to keep your mouth clean and fresh while doing the deed. You can also use blowpaste for massage, lip gloss, and of course hand jobs.  Blowpaste is good for any cavity!  SUBSTITUTE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH WITH A DICK! BJ A Day with Blowpaste.

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Upcoming OFNR related Shows, Events, and Specials

ALWAYS BOOKING GUESTS – If you are in a band, know a band, know of a band.

DECEMBER

  • 12.20.2016 – OFNR Anti Xmas special
  • 12.27.2016 – Rewind Week (No Live Show)
  • 1.03.2017 – Rewind Week (No Live Show)

JANUARY

  • 1.10.2017 – Indie 180 Returns

RANDOM SHIT


Cannabis Collective

More than $1 billion of marijuana sold in Colorado in 2016

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Naom Nutty News

Santa Got thrown out of 6 flags…

BURLESON – A Burleson man resembling Santa Claus ended up on Six Flags’ naughty list on Saturday.

Jerry Henderson got in trouble for looking like Santa and handing out candy to kids at the theme park.

Jerry Henderson and his wife visit Six Flags Over Texas almost every weekend and walk the park for exercise.

He told CBS11 his routine has been going on for three years and he’d never had a problem until now.

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On the next empty and afraid
Australian police were left baffled and embarrassed after participating in a seven hour standoff outside of an empty home.

Police responded to the home in a city west of Melbourne at 9:30 a.m. after receiving information regarding a person of interest” in an ongoing investigation, a police spokeswoman told The Age.

Critical Incident Response Team members said they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house and eventually decided to enter the residence.

“After no response from the property the house was entered and cleared about 4:30 p.m. and no occupants were located inside,” the spokeswoman told ABC News.

The surrounding streets were blocked off and a nearby school was placed under lockdown during the standoff.

Police also seized a vehicle and motorcycle from the home which they believed were stolen.

No word was given on the potential whereabouts of the suspect as the spokeswoman said the investigating was ongoing and “it would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage.”

Fucking around the christmas tree…

Horrified customers were forced to back away from a bar after a young woman performed a sex action a man during Christmas drinks.

The incident was captured on CCTV cameras at the Gallery cafe bar in the city of Khabarovsk in south-eastern Russia’s Khabarovsk Krai region.

The footage, which quickly went viral after it was uploaded on video-sharing websites, shows the tipsy-looking couple at the bar, surrounded by other customers.

Other customers at the Christmas drinks are clearly aware of what they are doing and several walk away from the area.

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Poop in Space

“Get me a napkin quick,” said Apollo 10 commander Tom Stafford with some urgency. “There’s a turd floating through the air.”

“I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine,” replied command module pilot John Young.

“I don’t think it’s one of mine,” added lunar module pilot Gene Cernan.

“Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away,” said Stafford.

Young then uttered “God Almighty,” before the trio broke into laughter.

This isn’t the script to some space comedy; it’s the real transcript from a conversation between the 1969 NASA crew about an escaped poop while they were travelling, in zero-gravity, to the moon. It’s also one of the earliest historic references to how a basic bodily function poses a huge — and potentially life-threatening — challenge in space.

The International Space Station’s orbital lavatory is light-years beyond Apollo 10’s problematic poop baggy-sticky tape solution, but when NASA sends astronauts to solar system destinations that could mean being stuck in a spacesuit for (potentially) days, how will our spacefliers “go” where no person has gone before?

It turns out that, actually, the U.S. space agency isn’t quite sure and they’re offering a $30,000 award via the HeroX crowdsourcing website for the person who works it out.

“The US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) seeks proposed solutions for fecal, urine, and menstrual management systems to be used in the crew’s launch and entry suits over a continuous duration of up to 144 hours,” NASA writes. “An in-suit waste management system would be beneficial for contingency scenarios or for any long duration tasks.”

Basically, NASA is seeking a super high-tech diaper that can be worn by astronauts when they are away from the nearest space station Porta Potty for up to six days.

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Oh Florida…

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Douchebag of the week

No Santa


12/07/2016 – Indie 180 – No Honor Among Thieves


BROADCAST TIME – 8PM TO 11PM EST.

LOCATION:

  • Call in: 203-794-OFNR(6367)

Brought to you in part by:

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COLDCOCK WHISKEY

Made with aged American bourbon & herbs like green tea, hibiscus, eucalyptus, ginger, gingko and many more. Smooth taste, no whiskey burn.

TAKE YOUR SHOT!

http://www.coldcockwhiskey.com/

blowpaste-vegan-lube-toothpaste

Blowpaste

Unlike most lubricants that have preservatives and aspartame, Blowpaste is a simple way to keep your mouth clean and fresh while doing the deed. You can also use blowpaste for massage, lip gloss, and of course hand jobs.  Blowpaste is good for any cavity!  SUBSTITUTE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH WITH A DICK! BJ A Day with Blowpaste.

http://Cheekychacha.com


Upcoming OFNR related Shows, Events, and Specials

ALWAYS BOOKING GUESTS – If you are in a band, know a band, know of a band.

DECEMBER

  • 12.13.2016 – Disillusion Effect [Phone Interview]
  • 12.20.2016 – OFNR Anti Xmas special
  • 12.27.2016 – Rewind Week (No Live Show)
  • 1.03.2017 – Rewind Week (No Live Show)

11/29/2016 – Indie 180 – Left Hand Backwards


BROADCAST TIME – 8PM TO 11PM EST.

LOCATION:

  • Call in: 203-794-OFNR(6367)

Brought to you in part by:

cc-logo

COLDCOCK WHISKEY

Made with aged American bourbon & herbs like green tea, hibiscus, eucalyptus, ginger, gingko and many more. Smooth taste, no whiskey burn.

TAKE YOUR SHOT!

http://www.coldcockwhiskey.com/

blowpaste-vegan-lube-toothpaste

Blowpaste

Unlike most lubricants that have preservatives and aspartame, Blowpaste is a simple way to keep your mouth clean and fresh while doing the deed. You can also use blowpaste for massage, lip gloss, and of course hand jobs.  Blowpaste is good for any cavity!  SUBSTITUTE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH WITH A DICK! BJ A Day with Blowpaste.

http://Cheekychacha.com


Upcoming OFNR related Shows, Events, and Specials

ALWAYS BOOKING GUESTS – If you are in a band, know a band, know of a band.

DECEMBER

  • 12.4.2016 – League of Extraordinary Frontmen – Nerd Jeopardy [IN STUDIO]
  • 12.6.2016 – No Honor Among Thieves [IN STUDIO]
  • 12.13.2016 – Disillusion Effect [Phone Interview]
  • 12.20.2016 – OFNR Anti Xmas special
  • 12.27.2016 – Rewind Week (No Live Show)

LHB INTERVIEW

YOU MUST CHOOSE

  • Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?
  • Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now?
  • Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
  • Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?
  • Drink a cup of your mom’s period blood OR a cup of your dad’s sperm
  • Would you fuck the hottest woman you know freshly dead OR the ugliest smelliest woman still alive and kickin
  • Watch your parents fuck for the rest of your life, or join in once to stop it.
  • Shove A Piece Of Glass In Your Dick Hole OR Shove A String Of Nails In Your Asshole And then Rip Them Out
  • Eat out Blue Waffle OR Take it in the ass
  • Cut your eye lids off with scissors OR Pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench
  • Shove A baseball all the way into your anus OR A needle inside your penis
  • Rape, hold captive and slowly murder your own parents OR Skin and burn 20 orphans
  • Have taste buds on your butthole OR Poop through your mouth
  • Have vaginas for ears OR Have penises for fingers
  • Pry off your thumbnail with a fork OR Put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall

sex-robots

BLOWJOB CAFE

Bradley Charvet wants to change men’s morning routines. The sex industry entrepreneur already caught the attention of people earlier this year with his plan to open up a fellatio cafe in Switzerland.

Based off Thailand’s blowjob bars, the idea is that a guy can come in to order a cup of joe and an escort. The wrinkle at the center of Charvet’s vision: The escorts are robots.

That means he can open in London and expand aggressively in countries with less permissive sex work legislation.

The cafe will be open from 6 a.m. to 11 p.m. and serve coffee, sex, and pastries.

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 exit

This is your Captain speaking

HOUSTON — Police in Texas are investigating after a woman exited a plane while it was taxiing at Bush Intercontinental Airport, CBS affiliate KHOU reported.

According to United Airlines, Flight 1892 from New Orleans had just landed at IAH around 1:15 p.m. When the plane landed, a female passenger got out of the plane.

According to the Houston Police Department, the woman opened a hatch on the plane to exit. KHOU reported that police said she jumped out into an airport operating area.

CBS News transportation correspondent Kris Van Cleave reported that IAH airport officials said the incident did not disrupt airport operations beyond that flight.