2/14/2017 – Indie 180 – Anti-Valentine’s Day Special


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MARCH

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4.8.2017 – Underground Rock Pound (Vision Within, Falling Further, Cross The Divide, Paragon Theorem, Sirius Fades and Vespera) – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

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  • 7.9.2017 – 3 Kisses – Cherry Street [Live Broadcast]

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Origin of St. Valentine

PAGANS

February 15, Lupercalia was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at a sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

They would then strip the goat’s hide into strips, dip them into the sacrificial blood and take to the streets, gently slapping both women and crop fields with the goat hide.

Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed the touch of the hides because it was believed to make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn.

The city’s bachelors would each choose a name and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage.

ROMANS

St. Valentine was a Roman Priest at a time when there was an emperor called Claudias who persecuted the church.

He an edict that prohibited the marriage of young people. This was based on the hypothesis that unmarried soldiers fought better than married soldiers because married soldiers might be afraid of what might happen to them or their wives or families if they died.

Polygamy would have been much more popular than just one woman and one man living together. And yet some of them seemed to be attracted to Christian faith. But obviously the church thought that marriage was very sacred between one man and one woman for their life and that it was to be encouraged. And so it immediately presented the problem to the Christian church of what to do about this.

The idea of encouraging them to marry within the Christian church was what Valentine was about. And he secretly married them.

Valentine was eventually caught, imprisoned and tortured for performing marriage ceremonies against command of Emperor Claudius the second. In the year 269 AD, Valentine was sentenced to a three part execution of a beating, stoning, and finally decapitation.

Valentine’s day facts

  • The average amount a man spends is $130.
  • On Valentine`s Day every year, there are at least 36 million heart shape boxes of chocolates sold.
  • Women tend to buy approximately 85% of all the Valentine`s Day cards sold.
  • Valentine`s Day is the second most popular day of the year for sending cards, second only to Christmas.
  • There are approximately 1 billion Valentine`s Day cards exchanged every year in the U.S. alone.
  • Approximately 27 percent of those who buy flowers on Valentine`s Day are women. The other 73% are men.
  • There are enough candy hearts made each year to stretch from Valentine, Arizona to Rome, Italy, and back again.
  • The number of these candy hearts produced is approximately 8 billion.
  • There are approximately 50 million roses given on Valentine’s Day around the world.

 

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Best Obituary ever
The family of a Texas man who died penned a scathing obituary for the deceased 75 year old, writing what they called a brutally honest goodbye that they claimed he deserved.

Leslie Ray Charping died in January after losing his battle with cancer, leaving the earth “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved,” read the obituary, which ran on the Carnes Funeral Home website.

“He leaves behind [two] relieved children; a son Leslie Roy Charping and daughter, Shiela Smith along with six grandchildren and countless other victims, including an ex-wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers,” the biting eulogy read.

The recounting of Charping’s life claimed he was an abusive parent, was mentally ill, abused drugs and alcohol, and served in the Navy “as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges.”

“… [H]e did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited[sic] sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days,” the obit said. “With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.”

No services would be held for the Galveston man, it continued, noting his remains would be cremated.

His remains would be “kept in the barn until ‘Ray,’ the family donkey’s wood shavings run out,” it said. “Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.

Scientology

Former Scientologist Leah Remini was recently on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and talked about the controversial religion.

Remini opened up about John Travolta’s status within the church, revealing the position she said he’s been given: “John was given a designation called Khakhan.

There’s a policy that basically says you can kill another human being if you are Khakhan’d, if you’re going to look the other way.”

Remini said the religion has what’s called “ethics protection,” and that since Travolta has ethics protection, other individuals would be required to clean up the body if he were to murder someone.

She went on to say that all of this is to show complete loyalty to the church, no matter what potential crimes are committed. According to Remini, “What you gotta do to protect the leader, you gotta do it. If you see a body, then you clean it up, and the leader should never know.”

The actress has been making it her mission to expose what she claims is really going on behind the scenes in the Church of Scientology, with her show, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath.

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1/31/2017 Embrace Agony – Phone Interview


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Cannabis Collective

Recreational marijuana is now officially legal in Maine!


INTERVIEW

  • Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
  • Die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?
  • Have no arms or no legs?
  • Freeze to death or burn to death?
  • Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
  • Have sex with the hottest woman you know freshly dead or the ugliest smelliest woman still alive and kickin.
  • Eat a diarrhea dipped banana or sperm filled twinkie
  • Cut your eye lids off with scissors or Pull your teeth out one by one with a wrench
  • Shove A Peice Of Glass In Your Dick Hole or Shove A String Of Nails In Your Asshole And then Rip Them Out.
  • sleep with your dad once a month or kill your mother?
  • Watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?

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In soviet Russia if you can’t beat drum, beat women

MOSCOW (AP) — Soon it will no longer be a crime in Russia to beat family members — as long as you don’t cause bodily harm.

The lower house of the Russian parliament on Friday gave final approval to a bill decriminalizing some forms of domestic violence — a move that has sparked intense public debate.

The State Duma voted 380-3 Friday to eliminate criminal liability for battery on family members that doesn’t cause bodily harm, making it punishable instead by a fine or a 15-day arrest. The law needs to be approved by the largely rubber-stamp upper chamber and signed by President Vladimir Putin, who has signaled his support.

The bill has raised fears that it could sow impunity for those who beat up their wives and children, but its supporters have argued that it retains criminal responsibility for repeat offenders.

The measure is a response to conservative criticism of the current law, seen by some as a threat to parents who might spank their children.

The bill stems from last year’s Supreme Court ruling to decriminalize battery that doesn’t inflict bodily harm, but to retain criminal charges for those accused of battery against family members. The Duma then approved the corresponding legislation only to change course now.

Andrei Isayev of the main Kremlin faction, the United Russia, said lawmakers are “heeding the public call” by correcting a mistake they made last year.

Bitches got Stiches

Hip hop’s artist Stitches can’t stop getting arrested. The Miami rapper was popped for felony gun and weapons charges after drawing attention to himself by parking in a handicapped spot.

The police report claimed that the cops recognized the rapper as his Porsche was pulling out of the parking spot at the Miami Whole Foods. When they asked the rapper if he had a gun, Stitches (born Phillip Nickolas Katsabanis), said no, and then handed the officer a slightly burnt joint.

From TMZ:

When they searched the car, they found a Glock under his seat and 2 magazines of ammo. Cops say he apologized and said he thought they were asking if he had a gun ON him … not IN his car.
In addition to the gun, cops found more weed — a jar containing 39.2 grams, to be exact — along with an oxycodone.

White privilege Close to Home story of the week

WESTPORT, Conn. (AP) — When the town sponsored a student essay contest on the topic of white privilege, it was intended to provoke discussion in this wealthy, overwhelmingly white community on Connecticut’s Gold Coast.

It did, along with no small amount of outrage.

Contest organizers have been surprised by the reaction from some who say the question wrongly suggests race plays into the good life enjoyed in Westport.

Residents like Bari Reiner, 72, say the question is offensive because the town welcomes anybody who can afford to live here.

“It’s an open town,” Reiner said. “There are no barricades here. Nobody says if you’re black or whatever, you can’t move here.”

The contest , put on by the town’s diversity council, asks students to describe the impact white privilege has had on their lives, using a term that refers generally to advantages conferred automatically to whites, and not to minorities. The concept has moved into the mainstream as the nation has discussed race more openly.

The chairman of the diversity council, Harold Bailey Jr., said that in addition to the chatter in town, people as far away as Singapore have weighed in online.

“There’s a lot more controversy around it than many of us expected,” said Bailey, a retired IBM vice president who is black. “Just the fact it says ‘white’ and ‘privilege,’ for some people that’s all they need to see, and all of a sudden we’re race-baiting or trying to get people to feel guilty. That’s not at all what it’s about.”

Like other New York City suburbs on the Connecticut shoreline, Westport ranks among the country’s wealthiest places. Its median family income tops $150,000, and it is home to the world’s largest hedge fund, Bridgewater Associates. As of the 2010 census, its 26,000 residents were also 93 percent white.

The town has a liberal streak that some attribute to its vibrant arts community, and it voted by more than 2 to 1 for Democrat Hillary Clinton over Republican Donald Trump. It also has not been immune to episodes of racism. Dozens of students at the public Staples High School were disciplined for circulating racially offensive memes in a private Facebook group uncovered in November.

The diversity council, TEAM Westport, was created more than a decade ago to increase diversity and make the town more welcoming. The winner of the annual contest’s $1,000 top prize will be announced April 3. The essay questions are developed by a committee and approved by Staples faculty members.

Some parents welcomed the discussion stirred by this year’s question as a reminder for local teens that not all places are as affluent and homogeneous as Westport.

“I like the idea to get it out there so kids can talk about it and embrace it,” said Bert Dovo, a white father of two who are now in college.

Janet Samuels, 60, said that her children are now grown but that she believes it is the role of parents to teach what privilege is.
“That would upset me very much,” Samuels, who is also white, said of the essay question. “I wouldn’t go there.”

Don’t touch that dial… or I will kill you!

A Pennsylvania man tried to kill his mother for switching the channel on their TV, according to a new report.

David F. Cantrell got into a heated argument with his mom in their home on Jean Drive in Bath, PA, after she switched the station at around 8:30 p.m. Tuesday, Lehigh Valley Live reported.

Cantrell, 42, became so “enraged” that he clocked his mother in the mouth and body slammed her to the floor, the newspaper said.

He then screamed, “I hope you die!” and choked her until she fell unconscious, police said.

When she regained consciousness, she managed to break away from her son and report the assault to a neighbor.

Police were called and arrested Cantrell on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment.

“I thought he was going to kill me,” the frightened mother told investigators. Her name was not released.
At his arraignment, Cantrell was ordered held on $75,000 bail and to undergo psychiatric treatment. It’s unclear which program his mom wanted to watch.

Dude tired of living with wife robs a bank.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, a Kansas man finds an unexpected way to get out of his crumbling marriage.

Lawrence Ripple, 70, pleaded guilty on Monday to charges related to a September bank robbery.

According to court documents, Ripple entered the bank and handed the teller a note demanding money and saying that he had a gun.

But after the bank teller handed over several thousand dollars in cash, Ripple didn’t flee the scene — he sat down and waited for police to arrive and arrest him.

An FBI agent revealed in court that Ripple had argued with his wife earlier, telling her that he’d rather be in jail than with her. Authorities say he wrote her a note saying he “no longer wanted to be in that situation.”
Ripple faces up to 20 years in federal prison and a fine of up to $250,000.


1/24/2017 – Indie 180 – Signals of Bedlam – Phone Interview


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Milking Spiders

An Australian zoo has asked “responsible adults” to collect funnel-web spiders so it can milk them in its antivenom program.

The Australian Reptile Park relies on the public handing the spiders in to keep the programme running.

The funnel-web spider is found in areas including rotting wood, logs, rockeries and even bundles of clothes, bedclothes and towels. It is highly venomous and potentially fatal if bites are untreated.

The park has released a video showing people where they might find the spiders and instructing on how to catch them safely.

The funnel-web spider species are found throughout Australia, and while the Sydney funnel-web is the best known of these, several species are also found in Queensland.

The reptile park, north of Sydney, is the only supplier of venom to the Commonwealth Serum Laboratories, which provides medical professionals with the anti venom to cure snake and funnel-web spider bites.

To keep up the supply of venoms the staff regularly ‘milk’ more than 300 snakes and 500 spiders that are included in the programme.

Proud Murderer

A Texas woman who wrote that she got a “high unlike any other” from stabbing another woman 21 times has been sentenced to prison, PEOPLE confirms.

Pearl Moen, who was 17 at the time of the seemingly random November 2015 attack in Austin, Texas, will serve 15 years behind bars, the Travis County District Attorney said in a news release. She was sentenced on Friday.

Prosecutors said Moen’s diary entries show she stabbed her 23-year-old victim, a nurse, because she wanted to see what it would feel like to kill someone. Moen has a history of drug use and psychological issues but no previous criminal record, the DA’s office said.

“I stabbed an innocent woman to death earlier today … It was absolutely fantastic,” Moen wrote in her diary, according to prosecutors. “Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality, flashing and sparkling, adrenaline and shock.”

“How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal,” she added. “I’m so proud of myself.”

Moen’s victim told her in court she was “glad stabbed her rather than a child, an elderly person or someone who could not defend themselves,” according to prosecutors. The victim said she was able to save herself because of her medical training.

“The determination the victim showed from the moment of the stabbing through her recovery and prosecution is inspiring,” the case’s lead prosecutor said in a statement. “Her strength coupled with community involvement and good detective work is what made this prosecution possible. This office was proud to fight for justice on her behalf.”

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HypnoRaped

One victim of an Ohio divorce attorney who was convicted in 2014 of hypnotizing and then molesting his clients spoke out in an interview with “Good Morning America” that aired today.

“He ruined a lot of peoples’ lives,” the woman, who wished to be identified only by her first name, Melissia, said. “He ruined a lot of self-worth that some of us had. It’s gone.”

Melissia’s interview comes as authorities released shocking, under-cover video that captures Michael Fine, 59, as he attempts to hypnotize and take advantage of another female client.

Fine was arrested after local authorities sent hidden cameras into Fine’s office with one of his clients as part of a sting operation. The client had told police that her clothing was often disheveled after her appointments with Fine, and she was suffering memory loss. In the video, the attorney can be seen putting a woman into a trance without her consent by saying it is just a “breathing exercise.”

“Your entire body is a vessel of pleasure and arousal and excitement and the better it feels the tighter you’ll grip my hand,” Fine says in the footage, and then proceeds to ask the client “when was the last time you made love?”

When his victim snaps out of her trance, Fine acts as if nothing ever happened, saying “OK, so we have some papers to go over,” at which point police burst into the room and arrested Fine. He is now serving a 12-year prison sentence for hypnotizing six female clients, after he pleaded guilty to five counts of kidnapping and one count of attempted kidnapping. Fine also faces six civil lawsuits.

Melissia said witnessing the video of another one of Fine’s victim’s was painful.

“Seeing that video made me so so sick. It made me so angry, and panicky-feeling too,” Melissia said. “I couldn’t sleep after I saw the video.”

Melissia said she first hired Fine as an attorney in April 2014, and she said that she paid him $17,000.

Melissia added that Fine would say he wanted to help her “relax.”

“He didn’t call it hypnosis,” Melissia said. “He called it mindfulness.”

Melissia added that the incident has changed her life in many ways.

Dog Napping Killer Cop

Authorities say a sheriff’s deputy in southwest Florida tried to kill a woman he had been defrauding.

Sarasota County Sheriff Tom Knight told reporters Monday that 46-year-old Deputy Frankie Bybee had befriended the victim, a 79-year-old Sarasota woman, while responding to a service call in October.

Knight said when the woman entrusted Bybee — an 18-year agency veteran — with her dog, the deputy sold the dog through Craigslist.

Knight said Bybee was placed on administrative leave earlier this month after the deputy’s fingerprint was found on checks totaling $65,000 that the victim said had been fraudulently signed.

Days later, Knight said Bybee attempted to kill the woman and make it look like a suicide.

Bybee was held without bail on attempted murder and other charges. Jail records didn’t show whether he had an attorney.

CBS Tampa affiliate WTSP reports the woman first reported the harassment two months after befriending the deputy. He reportedly took possession of the dog while she was in the hospital, and sold it without warning her. After alerting officials to Bybee fraudulently cashing checks in her name, he allegedly tried to kill the woman by forcing her to take pills.

Bybee allegedly then tried to cover up her death by leaving the door from her house to the garage open with the car running, fulling the home with carbon monoxide.

“It is beyond unacceptable an individual who works in a position of trust and guardianship to their community and is capable of the heinous crimes like Frankie Bybee committed. It is a disgrace to this agency and to the law enforcement profession,” Sheriff Knight said.  

I’m hooked on doggy drugs

It was the third time Heather Pereira had taken her golden retriever to the same neighborhood animal clinic in Kentucky.

The first was on a Friday in October 2014, when Pereira took the injured 4-year-old dog to the Elizabethtown Animal Hospital, not far from Louisville. After the veterinarian sewed up a cut, Pereira requested Tramadol, a drug used to treat pain in both animals and humans. She said the pup had been prescribed the medication in the past and had responded well to it, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.

So the vet gave it to her.

Three days later, she returned — saying her child had flushed the pills down the toilet.

So the vet gave her more.

But it was this third time, on Dec. 4, 2014, that the veterinarian became suspicions. The dog’s old cut had not yet completely healed and the animal was back with another. Again, Pereira asked for Tramadol for the dog.

“That’s when I took notice,” Chad Bailey, the veterinarian, told The Washington Post in an interview last week. “The cut looked sharp and clean — not like the kind in nature when a dog is cut on a fence or in a fight.”

Police said Pereira had been intentionally wounding her dog and “vet shopping,” visiting vet after vet to obtain prescription medication for her pet, then taking it.